JUNKY CAPTAIN'S DIAMOND RUSH

Rumours are swirling about a mysterious new strain of weed called the Chief Junkie Strain. It's said to be so potent, it could leave you seeing purple elephants. Some folks are saying this ain't just any herb, it's a diamond in the rough waiting to be unearthed. Word on the block is that this strain can only be found in abandoned mines. The journ